Cook Me Plox is the founder of the elefints, and cooks all elefints he finds. To ask for a cooked elefint, contact him here. Cook is also a member of the Volunteer Elefint Task Force. As the founding, and currently only, member of the Pony Hunting Brigade, he enjoys hunting ponies and pony accessories.
begin by adding a cup of salt to teh elefint in teh pot.
now add peper
now add the sacrificed blood of rustled jimmies
now add soy sauce lots of soy sauce yum
if you don't add soy sauce ..
now add flower
now add flour
now mix it all up while chanting
Toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Making elefint stew i am
now add approx 2 tsp of vanilla
add salt to taste
remember the saltimo